And the Lord Said [unintelligible screaming]

In my last post, I posted a picture of a product somebody was trying to pawn off on believers called "Baby's First Bible." I saw it at Barnes and Noble, and was astonished to find that it was not, as I first suspected, a dumbed-down book of child-friendly bible stories. It's just the bible with a duck on the cover. Horrifying. Well, as fortune would have it, an astute friend of mine recently sent me a link to a video which, I can only assume, shows us the direct result of giving one of these to an actual baby:

This video represents one of three things:

1. Child abuse

2. A very convincing sign of the apocalypse, or

3. An extremely compelling case for mandating mental health screenings for evangelical christians.

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